John Mayer isn't high, he's just having some strange thoughts.
In case you don't follow the "Love On The Weekend" singer on Twitter, he has some insightful things to say. Well, maybe not in this case.
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The 39-year-old shared his theory about animals late Tuesday night.
No I am not high. I am simply wondering if there was once every color of every animal but the ones that clashed with nature were eaten.
— John Mayer (@JohnMayer) March 29, 2017
Seems like a pretty legitimate thought, right? Following his thoughts were some very interesting fan theories.
Maybe this means dogs were once purple.
@JohnMayer so you're saying that I could have had a purple dog
— Emily ???? (@dillonftmendes) March 29, 2017
Or perhaps the Earth adapted to the animals' shades.
@JohnMayer or did the Earth adapt to it's own surroundings and change colors over time?
— Kimberly Hutcheson (@Zer0IsMyHero) March 29, 2017
But it's this strange peacock cat that may have been the best response.
@JohnMayer yes, you are correct! Thankfully, this beautiful cat survived. pic.twitter.com/Q1RCcanv3J
— Mimi Hodgkins (@Mimimph1) March 29, 2017
To further confirm since it is so unbelievable, Mayer tweeted again that he doesn't tweet high. Except for one time.
You’re always wrong when you think I’m high. Except the time I hacked my own account and tweeted about Fifth Harmony. You had that right.
— John Mayer (@JohnMayer) March 29, 2017
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