Ryan Conklin's Top 10 Controversial & Comical Tweets

Ryan Conklin is known for many things. He is a former Real World: Brooklyn cast member, an Army veteran, a published author, film student and YouTube extraordinaire.

But did you know he is also one of the most entertaining people to follow on Twitter?

Born on April 1st, Conklin was destined to be a jokester. The self-deemed “Dark Prince of Sarcasm” has kept fans and followers entertained ever since the first time he logged in. His random, quirky, and often cerebral comments are sure to make you laugh.

So sit back, relax, and ponder the 10 most controversial and comical tweets of @RyanAConklin:

10. “Today is the 26th year and 9 month anniversary of the biggest swimming race of my life that I won and beat thousands.”
- (on the day he was conceived)

9. “So I was in the Detroit train station, looking for a train going anywhere at midnight. They didn’t have one, but I won’t stop believin!”
- (on the lyrics of Journey’s hit song, Don’t Stop Believin’)

8. “I’m not sure if my neighbors are watching porn or tennis.”
- (on the various sounds tennis players make when they hit the ball)

7. “Best thing I heard in a toy store: ‘Son, listen to me. You’re not gonna get a Woody.’ ”
- (on a child wanting a Toy Story doll)

6. “There was an earthquake on Mars. Hope everyone is okay.”
- (on the fact that there’s currently no life on Mars)

5. “33 miners brought back to the surface of the Earth? Pedophiles everywhere just smiled at that statement.”
- (a play on words: homophones- miners/minors)

4. “Band aids are racist.”
- (on Band-Aids being predominately white)

3. “Now that Christmas is long over, Donder the reindeer would like people to stop calling him Donner. He doesn’t eat his own kind.”
- (referring to the infamous Donner Party and Santa’s reindeer)

2. “I wonder if there’s ever been a man named Richard Head? I hope he was nice. Nicknames can be hell.”
- (self explanatory)

1. “I feel bad for Rhianna who is showing signs of degenerative memory loss. Her song, she keeps asking her grandma what her own name is. So sad.”
- (on Rhianna’s lyrics: “Oh na-na, what’s my name?”)