'The Crazy Ones' recap: 'The Stan Wood Account'

We open on the gang watching Simon's old "Mr. Finger" commercial on YouTube. Sydney tell them that since someone posted it, its become popular again so they're resurrecting it and even got "Mr. Finger" himself. Then, "Mr. Finger" aka Glen Hastings [Ed Asner] arrives. Sydney tells him that they'll discuss the campaign over dinner and she keeps complimenting him. They go to dinner.

Glenn, Simon's partner [Brad Garrett], shows up demanding to know who Stan Wood is because he found a receipt. Simon and others evade his question saying they need to get to a "thing" and leave the office.

Simon, Zach, Andrew and Lauren are at the bar. Andrew asks Simon who Stan Wood is. Simon says that Zach and Lauren know but he doesn't because he isn't a good secret keeper. Andrew insists he is so Simon replies, "Stan Wood is Pete Hadary's Used Cars." Andrew replies that he thought he dropped them because they represent Ford and that would be a conflict of interest. Zach asks Simon if it's worth the risk since the agency could lose its credibility if the secret came out.

Sydney hails Glen a cab after their dinner. As the cab pulls up, Glen French kisses Sydney, who is shocked.

The next day, Sydney tells Zach, Andrew and Lauren about the kiss and how gross it was. They reply that she led him on by complimenting him. Sydney realizes they're right and feels bad about leading an old man on.

Gordon says he called Stan Wood's contact number and got a Vietnamese restaurant. Simon asks Lauren to get the right number. She says it might take awhile so Zach distracts Gordon while Simon and Lauren go in another office. Then, Simon calls Zach pretending to be Stan Wood, but Gordon catches him. He demands to.know who Stan Wood is. When Simon still won't say, Gordon turns to "the canary," aka Andrew. He struggles not to say so Simon confesses who Stan Wood really is.

Gordon binges on sweets while yelling at Simon. He tells Simon that he became his partner 25 years ago because he trusted him. He adds that Simon needs to decide what's best for the agency and he's got until Monday.

Sydney goes to see Glen on the commercial's set. She wants to talk about the kiss. He apologizes and says her complimenting him made him feel "desirable." She insists he's attractive and they make a lunch date. Sydney can't believe she's dating an 80-year old.

Simon meets with Hadary, who shows him pictures of his "babies," his used cars. Simon tells him he can't keep his account because the agency could be shut down.

Simon goes in his office and has the giant toy robot bash him in the head repeatedly. Zach, Andrew and Lauren come in and Zach says he did the right thing for the agency. Simon then mentions loyalty, how Hadary was the agency's first account and how Hadary wants to retire but all his money is in those cars. Then, Simon has an idea...the gang can help Hadary sell the remaining 52 cars on his lot.

Andrew goes to see Glen.on set and catches him being lewd with the females workers. Glen feigns senility, which Andrew doesn't buy it. Glen then apologizes and asks Andrew what he can do to.keep what happened between them.

Glen begrudgingly helps entice customers to come to Hadary's Used car lot. Hadary tells them that they need to ring the bell ever time they make a sale. The gang uses every trick they know to sell almost every car on the lot. Hadary thanks them but says he "needs to have one car left so it looks legit when I burn the whole place down for the insurance money."

Then, Gordon appears. He tells Simon that he has to buy a car because his life partner, Timothy, caught him with a candy bar wrapper. Simon then whispers to Gordon that he became his partner 25 years ago because he's a "good guy." Gordon disputes this. Then, Gordon drives away in a red convertible as Hadary hugs Simon.

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