My worst fear is that while searching for someone on Facebook, I’ll accidentally make that my status update. Other people choose to be more discrete by doing their searches on Google and sometimes those hilarious searches aren’t kept private. So I’ve come up with a list of the top 10 hilarious googled questions. I guess nothing is sacred anymore, but they sure are entertaining.
10. Is it impossible to lick your elbow? I’m sure that you all just read this and then took a moment to see for yourself. Yes it is impossible and yes, you looked stupid doing it. But here’s a little secret: We’ve all done it and we’ve all failed.
9. Can Gonorrhea be cured? If that’s the first thing that popped into your mind then you might have a problem. I just assume the natural reaction to finding out you have the STD is “Oh f***.” Sorry, but there is no cure.
8. What does it mean when your poop is green? Why consult a doctor when you can consult Google. Poor Google, it really takes one for the team.
7. Why does my husband fart so much? Actually I’m not too sure, why don’t you ask him yourself.
6. Why does my husband wear panties? Once again, another interesting question. But I would be more concerned if they’re yours or if he just happens to know Victoria’s secret.
5. Is it wrong to sleep with your cousin? If you live by the likes of Karen Smith from Mean Girls and count it as cousin, then first cousin, then maybe it’s okay. But in the real world, it’s highly frowned upon.
4. Is it wrong to sleep with your step-dad after your mom dies? Okay, there are some serious issues going on out there and please don’t get poor Google involved.
3. Aren’t you a little short for a Stormtrooper? Why yes, I am. Thank you for asking. I think anyone, any height, can fulfill their dreams of one day being a Stormtrooper.
2. Why am I single? It’s a sad question, but even sadder if you’re asking Google for its humble opinion.
1. Can Jesus microwave a burrito? I don’t know, but I’m sure he can microwave all of the burritos.
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